This is the funniest plot twist ever
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"You can tell how dangerous a person is by the way they hold their anger inside themselves quietly."- Unknown (via hplyrikz)
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When men think they’re special for having basic human decency.
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I don’t say this enough on my blog, but I mean it from the very bottom of my heart.
Fuck. Republicans.
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Man Overboard: I miss my girlfriend.
The Story So Far: I hate my girlfriend.
Neck Deep: I hate my girlfriend even more.
New Found Glory: I miss my girlfriend, but I love my friends.
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!: My girlfriend doesn't realize the importance of having friends.
Motion City Soundtrack: I miss my girlfriend so I'm gonna self-medicate by drinking this bottle of Jack Daniels...
State Champs: My girlfriend doesn't know a damn thing about me.
Four Year Strong: Who cares if I don't have a girlfriend? I'm gonna rise up and prevail anyway, also where's the pizza?
Green Day: I really fucking hate the government, so I dumped my girlfriend.
All Time Low: I've lost track of how many girlfriends I've had in the past year, also I'm covered in bras for some reason.
Real Friends: My girlfriend didn't appreciate my sleepy eyes and bony knees, so she dumped me.
Saves The Day: I wrote a 600 word essay on why I can't get a girlfriend.
Say Anything: I wrote a 1200 word essay on why I can't get a girlfriend.
Brand New: I wrote my masters thesis on why I miss my girlfriend and can never get over her.
Yellowcard: My girlfriend gave me PTSD.
Joyce Manor: My girlfriend left me because I didn't last that long in bed.
Tigers Jaw: Man, fuck having a girlfriend, what's the point?
Sum 41: I act as if I don't want a girlfriend, but I'm secretly very lonely and dislike being single.
The Wonder Years: I don't have a girlfriend, but I really hate my town.
A Day To Remember: I hate my girlfriend AND my town.
Blink-182: I fucked ur girlfriend in the ass, lol.